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So, according to the experts my particular combination of physical, mental, lifestyle, and personality attributes (i.e.: me) is worth precisely $2,087,086.00 USD on the open market.

Just for a lark I did the thing a second time. I answered everything identically, but reduced my age to 18 and my weight to... well, I reduced it by twenty pounds.

The increase? Only 30,000 bucks. Pfft... You can't even buy a Civic for that these days. Not worth sweating the wrinkles or that second double-chocolate glaze.