Wanna know why I rarely look at my referrer logs? Because I find queries like this:

mariah+carey+legs+and+feet
graphics+of+the+koolaid+man
duct+tape+breasts

On second thought, this may be reason to check them. And check them often.

In other news, there are so many things I've been wanting to post about over the past couple of weeks. So many, too many, that I've got that deer-caught-in-the-headlights feeling--so much to do that I can't find a way to start.

Plus, I haven't gloated to anyone about my upcoming trip in at least a day.